betta problem

Question
 My betta fish is having some sort of problem with its swim bladder. It has a enlarged underbelly, is swimming on the waters edge and can't seem to go down no matter how hard it tries. What should I do?  

Answer
Dear Steven,
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* Simply Stev, ur Betta is having constipation now.
1. Have some pea.
2. Boiled the pea.
3. Remove the pea skin.
4. Cut the pea into tiny pieces.
5. Feed ur Betta fish.
6. The said problem will disappear.
Thanks. Good Luck.
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