Precious on the table?

Question
Dear Jenna,
Why is my kitty cat, Precious, jumping on the kitchen table?
From Meaghan, an expert in Stuffed Toys if you need any questions!

Answer
Dear Meaghan,

The big idea for this explanation is that Precious probably knows that the kitchen table is where you eat, and she wants some food, and see if there are any cold cuts or meat.

Meaghan, remember to never feed your cat from the table though, because then they'll jump on the table all the time. They feel they have an advantage that way. And, never feed cats bologna, because that clogs their intestants, and that could lead to an effect of death.

Lastly, Meaghan, Precious may see sites of other animals from the kitchen table, and may get excited. Spray her with a water gun filled with cold water, to teach Precious what she did was wrong.

I hope I helped you with your problem with Precious, Meaghan! Good luck, and thanks for choosing me for an expert! I'll ask you any questions on stuffed animals if I need to, okay?! Bye! Thanks Again.

-Jenna