; ; ;guide language :a girl in the night .The vicious asks :stop !Where are you going ?The girl did not want to be robbing ,so pitiful :to borrow money .The real money to still ask: why ?The girl is afraid of is lubricious ,sidewalk :had a venereal disease, no money for treatment .
The roar: roll !relationresultWell,it can prove that you are capable of .relationresult relationresultIn 1,the boy said to the girl :when I first met you ,I love you !Girl with strange ask: I see you first when? The boy hastened to explain :is the opening day ah ,I see you and your family to the school ,jordan outlet,your skirt is especially beautiful !!Girl bate: I did not wear the dress ,skirt, that is my mother ,abercrombie!relationresult relationresult2,on the plane ,see a beautiful woman was sitting in my position .
So I gentleman asked :are you 36A?Mm was red in the face should be: i ... I 36B ... ... I sweat ah :I mean my seat window 36A!relationresult relationresult3,to propose a bear bear dog ,said: to marry you ,I want to marry a cat .
The dog is very confused and asked: why ?The bear said :marry a dog ,after my birth is married to bear ,cat ,after my birth is panda !relationresult relationresultIn 4,louboutin,the boys travel to somewhere ,female students went to see him, two people chat about wages ,the boys asked :your tax money? Female students face a red ,whispered :with old schoolmates sleep also raise any money ,you first go to bed, I .
relationresultWhat are you looking atno beauty !relationresult relationresult5leaders of Chinaand the United States ,leaders who were more loyal than the bodyguard ,hogan,American leaders ordered the bodyguard from the 10 floor to jump, bodyguard knelt down and said: t do that ,I have a family .
.So the United States President relented .Chinese leaders ordered the bodyguard to jump to jump ,Chinese bodyguard without demur .The United States presidential quickly scared and took hold of him .
Chinese guards said :don ,I have a family .relationresult relationresultIn 6,the dying old man legacy .The son said :your wife gives birth to a child quickly ,put the book for you .The two son said :you are going to get married ,I leave the house to you .
Finally, the little boy said: don ,it isn a girlfriend ,he most precious legacy to you .The younger son the chuckle to oneself in the heart ,the old man said :my QQ friends bar, there are more than 300 young girl,is the number of answer .
relationresult relationresultIn 7,louboutin pas cher,leading to a mistress of the phone in hand as mayor ,every time the mistress called, wife says :fast !The mayor called !Leadership after receiving a call :Mayor told me to go .
Left behind ,wife told: do a good job !relationresult relationresultTrembling with fear,8sonreturned home : ,today the exam had 60 points .My father was angry : in low, don call me dad !The very next day the boy came back :sorry ,brother !relationresult relationresultIn 9,a woman reported :I put the money in a corset ,on a crowded subway is a handsome guy stole .
.. Pol.ice wondered :so sensitive places you have not noticed ?The woman is red face says: who can think he is to touch money ?relationresultTheyare ready .relationresult relationresultIn 10,Mr.
A found his wife mobile phone is always a stranger message ,and each time the content of the message is the same: brother Zhao you ask you to do something for me .One day at ten thirty in the evening ,Mr.
A one will be about the wife and that is his man grappling ,tongue-lash: TMD ,do you think the message I cannot read backwards ?Read is ten thirty I help you off with bra !relationresult relationresult11,Academy of human class, a girl painted painted angrily will pen lying on the floor ,rebuked the male :while the large while small ,really not let people draw ,jordan shoes!relationresult relationresultIn 12,jordan,a girl save money on food and expenses buys famous brand package ,excitedly to peer dignitary : two letters ,LV ! Have you seen it ?Fellow says :cut ,the Pinyin ?Primary school learn ah ,donkey .
relationresult relationresult13,each time the wife and husband quarrel, wife went to the restroom for a while ,a few times ,husband and wife asked curiously :why in the toilet ?Kinda gas ?The wife say :toilet bowl brush !Husband asks :toilet bowl brush can also gas ?His wife said :don ,but are used in your toothbrush .
relationresult relationresultIn 14,the golf ,a watch ,the first shot missed ,the priest said :TMD ,christian louboutin,missed !Again ,he scolds :TMD ,missed again !The nun said :you do for the priest says God to punish .
The voice just fell ,a cloudburst to the nuns to death .Father of wonder :why is my curse ,why does cleavage dead sister ?Then listen to the sky came the voice of God :TMD ,I missed !relationresult relationresultOr MMclothes .
relationresult relationresultIn 15,7 years old nieceto and I together this 20 year old adults take a shower ,wash also said :aunt ,your bosom why so little ?I am crazy sweat :what ,how small !Poor little niece to take a look at me to comfort: all right ,I also very small relationresult relationresultIn 16,one day, my brother to go to a normal university affiliated primary school to play basketball ,hear the playground side of a low grade girls ask a junior boys :whether you love or not love me? ??The boy had said: my mother one day give me 3 yuan ,of which two block five lets you buy snacks ,you say I love or not love you !!!relationresult relationresult17:Director ,piece comes into the office ,director of General Office of the wife enters ,waving a ladies briefs on the director said: my husband at home should wear women underwear ,you must take a tube .
The director is nodded ,shoving the pants in your pocket .At home, wash clothes ,wife discovered director pocket pants ,the director said: later allowed to open such a joke ,and others for a whole day .
relationresult relationresultIn 18,the clinic sitting in front of the door 3 children-- big boy ,boy ,girl .The nurse asked : my little friend ,dolce gabbana,what ?Boy :I swallowed a glass ball .The nurse asked another :you ?Girl :the glass ball is mine .
The nurse asked: where are you ?Boy: then I play !relationresult relationresult ; ;19,a high school is a secondary assaying urine ,give everybody a plastic cup ,is to go to the toilet to point out ,a group of people to have a brother ,urine finished ,go home ,go to half ,curse :I poke .
Connection of the ; ; ;relationresult relationresult ; ;20,Zhang Fei wedding night to Division office to ask Zhu Geliang :how to have sex ?I have no experience .
When Zhu Geliang heard a bit tangled ,think deep ,if Zhang Fei can ,said that shallow afraid to appear without their own culture ,just to see the river two horses in mating said :see the river horse no ,you do what .
With Zhang Fei on the back .The very next day Zhu Geliang asked :How did it go last night? Zhang Fei answered in the river but is a bit cold ,but the crowd to many ... .relationresultBabyyou want to prove your little JJ very much ?relationresult relationresult ; ;classic !! ;relationresult relationresult ; ;one of the first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students .
The teacher asked :how are you ? The student answered :I was too smart ,the first grade is too simple for me .My sister is smarter than I am ,but she was in grade 3 .I think I should be the third grade ! The teacher has had enough of him .
So she brought students to the principal .She explained to the principal about the situation of students. The principal suggestion should give the student a test ,abercrombie france,if he answer any question ,he should stay in the first grade .
The teacher agreed .Students called into the office ,the teacher explained to him that the president ,the students also agreed .Headmaster :3times 3equals?Student : principal: 6 times6 equals? The students: 36,the principal asked a lot of grade 3 ,students answered correctly.
So the teacher said : he can to grade 3 class. teacher said : ask him some questions . Principals and students agreed .Teacher: what the ox have 4 and I was2?Student :legs .Teacher :what is your pants and my pants ? ( the principal to the student the teacher asked questions feel very oddness, she why want to ask these questions ,the president think.
) Student: pocket .Teacher :what starts with C, ends with T ,there are a lot of hair ,elliptic ,containing intoxicating ,milky white liquid ? Principals with eyes wide open ,to stop the teacher continues to ask, the student said :coconut ( Coconut ) .
Teacher :what went in is red and hard ,cheap jordan shoes,and it is soft ,with slime ? The students: bubble gum . The teacher Xiangliaoyixiang said: now I will ask you a few you guess what am I problem ,can ? The students: good !Teacher : stick this in me ,outlet hogan,put me on the top ,then I get up .
But before I get wet .Student : .Teacher : would enter my .When you feel when you would play me .The best man will always have me . The students: wedding ring .Teacher :entered my Dongdong are big and small .
When I was uncomfortable ,I .When you blow me ,you will feel very comfortable . The students: nose .Teacher : have a hard shot .My head can be inserted into other Dongdong. Subsequently ,the East will tremble .
The students: arrow . The teacher was finally finished ,the principal relief ,wiped the sweat from his forehead and said: let the students from the fifth grade ,just ask the ten questions I have the wrong .
... ... , relationresult relationresult ; ;from the editor: Well I don like oh ! ;ha ha ha ~ ~ smile ?The teacher is it right? That cattle .Is it right? Very interesting ?Hey ,that to share ,share your happiness with your friends !Ha ha ha .
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