Government Regulators Often Abuse Their Animals

Recently I had a conversation with a gentleman at a coffee shop who informed me that over 65% of all government regulators in Washington DC kick their dogs or abuse their animals. Although this may not sound too alarming and even expected of those people living in DC working for our government, one has to wonder; Why do they do it?

After learning of this high percentage, I was shocked and I think that some answers are in order. Why Mr. Government Regulator do you kick your dog? Tell us why. We do not want any denials of the facts; just tell us why you kicked your dog? Dear Sir the taxpayers wish to understand the type of people you are there and what possesses you to abuse animals like that? Someone needs to call PETA on these folks.

Each government regulator should be forced to prove they did not kick their dog before they are allowed to be employed or paid salaries with taxpayer's monies. All retiring regulators must go thru lie detector tests to prove they have never abused a pet before receiving their pensions.

Those funds should only be paid out to honest, hard working, responsible and honest folks. Never should taxpayer's money be paid to those who abuse their pets. I propose a law, which would include a 24-hour video surveillance on the homes of all regulators who continue to deny that they have abused their animals or kicked their dogs.

You are probably as shocked as I was to learn today that on average 65% of all government regulators kick their dogs. I also learned from the same gentleman that government regulators when asked; will deny it and even attempt to deny it on lie detector tests. But it appears since some maybe able to fool these lie detector tests, but not all; we must use both methods to insure no government regulator has kicked their dog. After all today they kick their dog, tomorrow the hurt us? Think about this.

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