So you want to think that all pet foods are the same? Ok, here are my 8 signs your pet thinks you're a loser
1. You believe the name of the pet food. If it says 'Choice' or 'Premium', you believe what the name tells you. Some company has spent millions of dollars studying which name sells the most dog food or cat food. Who am I to question research?
2. Your pet food purchase is based on who has the best commercial. Awwww, those cute dogs and catsyou can't resist.
3. You buy your pet's food from the same place you buy your food. Excuse me?...this is a grocery store isn't it? Besides, it says 'premium' (reference reason #1) and it's only $7.00 for a 25 pound bag! Why should you bother to make another stop at that fancy, high priced, special pet store? They all say premium don't they?
4. Organic my #%%! You were born at night, but it wasn't last night. You know high quality food when you visit the drive thru of your favorite fast food restaurant. Your pet knows it too! Those organic weirdo's are being taken for a ride!
5. You don't worry if it's from China! That pet food recall thing has been fixed - hasn't it?
6. Chemicals - Smemicals. Those psychos that say chemical preservatives can cause cancerif it wasn't safe the FDA would tell me.
7. Antioxidants? What? You are certain this garbage about 'free radicals' is from the same loser that started that second hand smoke thing. And chelated or proteinated minerals being healthier for my pet? Probably the same loser just trying to cause problems.
8. Other pets are just lucky. Like your neighbor's dog that is 14 and still runs at the dog park everyday. Hmmm, that dog does eat some fancy health food. But that's just luck. You'd rather not talk about it anymore.
Congratulations - your pet thinks you are a loser!
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